Okay. Well, I did lie.
That wasn't me.

I'm actually a 54 year old balding man called Gerry Atric.
I'm divorced and I have 15 children, All to different women.
I have a Thai Bride named Ping Pong and I spend my wednesday afternoons sitting outside the nursery...because you know, I just love watching young children play

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give me a hand, it's time to show the new eyes their home.