I wish I could grow a beard, apparently if you shave it grows back twice as fast. So... if I shave everyday for a week thats 14x faster. I WILL HAVE A BEARD BY NEXT MONTH

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Why does this person speak of such lies! Dallas rocks an amazing beard that everyone should respect! When he doesn't have a beard he rather looks like a 12 year old boy, no disrespect to Dallas by saying that, just am saying he looks much more mature and older with the beard!

bottom line -

self titled > crisis

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He is amazing both with beard and without beard.

He is DALLAS GREEN.

End of story.

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Flashing lights and racing hearts.
Will you ever just slow down?
How did we end up here?
And all those sirens are getting louder.
Flashing lights and racing hearts.
I don't think we're gonna make it out.
This won't end well. (...Make it out...)
This won't end well.

Hahaha... Hahahaha. I thought that, considering I've been shaving for years now, but it still looked like a complete patchy mess when I tried to grow one.